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I got 173 MPH

What was the best decision you ever made in your life?

Winner will recieve incredible notariety!


What was the worst decision you ever made in your life?

Winner will become unimaginably famous!

Hmm... I lost about 10 lbs for some reason - now at 154 - how strange!

I know work, so I no work.

I work soon though...nooo!!!!!!

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Granted they aren't really doing that great of a job - as evidenced by not much biniss going on there...

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I miss using Ryland's computer and being told that "Ryland wouldn't like you doing that to his machine" or "Make sure Ryland isn't around when you do that" or "If Ryland catches you doing that he won't be very happy."

Try your luck at:

http://4.33.150.145

enter the secret monkey password AND hit the monkify button and if it is the right one it will bring the actual monkifier page up...


I have not the brain of a pachyderm...I have forgotten that password...

It's still online at

http://4.33.150.145


only problem is I don't remember the password and I nuked the source code....

Hopefuly one of us is of the monkeyius-pachydermus-brainius-maximus and can remember that STUPID F#@KIN password!!!!

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TO KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!