Hey J3rk

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon May 24, 2004 7:19 pm

I'll keep that in mind. Must have keyboard shortcuts. ctrl alt shift n, ctrl [, alt backspace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good work keeping the thread going. We'll be to page five before long.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:18 pm

Woo Woooooo!!!! PAGE 5!!!!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:45 pm

I didn't notice that my post was the one that made it 5....

I'd post a picture of Haw somewhere, but I'm tired and working on old taxes...

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Mon May 24, 2004 11:13 pm

This thread has surpassed the movies thread!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue May 25, 2004 8:30 am

That's because it's cooler than the movies thread!!! [TEE HEE HEE] HAW-Flakes for all!!! To eat or stack. WORD!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue May 25, 2004 12:50 pm

[HAW!!!] Is there anything it can't do? I need to pick up some more HAW. I want to build with it. I want to depackage all the HAW-Flakes, and build an elaborate castle of HAW. I need to get Chief-Architect HAW-Edition. [/HAW!!!]

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue May 25, 2004 1:12 pm

I wonder if they expand in water...

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue May 25, 2004 2:04 pm

I think they would disintegrate in water. Probably in little salmon colored bits. It probably gets slimy for a minute, and then disappears after a while. You never know though. Maybe they grow to 50x their original size. (Because they are magical.)

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Tue May 25, 2004 3:30 pm

We tried some Haw flakes with mint chutney today. Not bad.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue May 25, 2004 3:53 pm

I say, that's nearly vomit inducing.

As much as I like HAW for non-food related fun, I can only pretend to like them for ingestion.

Post by **enderzero** » Tue May 25, 2004 4:02 pm

They weren't as bad as I remembered. Almost edible. Rick really liked them.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue May 25, 2004 4:27 pm

Not saying much

Well, I could go on and on about the merits of HAW, but now, it's time for me to come down, and make America happy.

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Tue May 25, 2004 9:26 pm

If you buy them...I will eat them...with Zingers...

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Wed May 26, 2004 9:28 am

Not with Zingers!!!!!

Post by **enderzero** » Wed May 26, 2004 10:29 am

Zingers ain't good. They ain't even food.

Sigma team members eat Zingers.

Monkeys hide Zingers.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 26, 2004 12:42 pm

Zingers are from him.

From who?

SATAN!!!!

You don't want to eat Zingers. They're the devil's confection.

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Wed May 26, 2004 3:53 pm

that would make sense because everytime I am in the store and walk past them I feel as if they are tempting me to eat them. I know that they really aren't food but I don't eat them for nutrition - I like the taste! They are sooooo gooooood! I could scoop the center out with a HAW flake and eat it up !!!!

Must have milk with zingers though...maybe that's where everyone else has gone wrong! It's a requirement for eating Zingers - you must have milk! Give Zingers a chance!!!!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 26, 2004 4:00 pm

None of us have even tried to eat them because we are so repulsed by the very idea. If we've gone wrong, it definitely wasn't because we ate them without milk. It would be because we couldn't keep them far enough away.

MMMMMMMM.... Saturating preserved sugar goo bread substance with cow fluid...

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Wed May 26, 2004 4:06 pm

you forgot the artificial raspberry flavoring - that's what does it! The chocolate and vanilla zingers aren't any good...Raspberry makes Zingers magical!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed May 26, 2004 4:08 pm

That's what makes them look like bloody organic tissue. EEEEKKKKK!!!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Wed May 26, 2004 4:38 pm

They don't have the structural integrity of Haw flakes either.

Post by **enderzero** » Wed May 26, 2004 9:41 pm

The reason we all thought Haw Flakes were so bad was because when we first tried eating them so long ago we thought they would be good. I think that was a particularly bad batch as well. Then over the years the legend just kinda grew. Turns out they actually have flavor.

I don't need to try Zingers to know they would be bad. I might even die if I ingested one.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu May 27, 2004 9:53 am

I'm surprised Rixler isn't dead from eating those. EEEEUUUUCCCCKKKK

Bad things with bad name. BAD!

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu May 27, 2004 4:11 pm

I'm going to make a helicopter out of HAW. I just decided that a few minutes ago, while sitting here thinking about completely unrelated things. Well, I guess it isn't going to be entirely made of HAW, but mostly. I'll need HAW, SuperGlue, and a small, high output gasoline engine. Some people may think that HAW lacks the structural integrity necessary for aviation use, but they're so wrong.

Bill Drayton Jr. · Post by **Bill Drayton Jr.** » Thu May 27, 2004 10:38 pm

I was thinking of taking some HAW flakes, Raspberry Zingers, and some oatmeal cream pies to make the most delicous dessert on the planet...you see more advanced life forms on other far away planets have similar such desserts....

How about Zingers wrapped in oatmeal cream pie with HAW sprinkles...that would be delicous...Next time I'm over I'll have to make everyone some!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri May 28, 2004 12:55 am

The problem with that is that none of those things are really good in and of themselves. Combining them will only make things worse.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:29 am

No matter how much La Yu you sprinkle on a crushed pepper, cheese, pickle juice sandwich, and no matter how long you microwave it, it won't get any better. In fact it just may make you feel like puking. Just like your dessert idea.

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Fri May 28, 2004 6:18 pm

i can only imagine this is somthing the rixler made to eat at your house?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri May 28, 2004 7:34 pm

Yes. Layu flavored Hilarity ensued...

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Fri May 28, 2004 7:36 pm

Page six is inevitable!

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Hey J3rk

I've given HAW a chance again...

If they are from satan...then

but raspberry is the key!

Really...