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actually it's kind of an oily syrup...
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Whatta Hunk!
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Tracy Gold mugshot for a DUI
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Jeremy Miller just a normal guy these days - guess he had trouble staying an actor after he stopped being a cute little kid.
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Paris hilton mugshots!

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Heh, looks like getting a DUI doesn't really bother her that much...
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Robert Downy Jr. (Drug influenced charges)
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I'm disappointed in the things being done to the Hey J3RK thread. Must be those Sigma fuqs!! I've got a pair of scissors in my hand almost right now!! (well, they're within arms reach anyway...)
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Must be those Sigma fuqs!!
The sound of fetid terror and dissention.

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Rabid Sigma Madness!
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Only Sigma would combine fighting and eating...they pretty much have to eat while fighting since they live, breath, and dream combat! What a formidable foe...
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Sigma Advanced Fighting Techinques

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Feigning Death!!!!

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As you can see from the above video they are masters of deception.
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Oh, btw does anyone have any non-jitterizing stimutacks?
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Oh btw, does anyone know if Monty is still on the run?
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Why was he on the run anyway?
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I'd like to believe that he was running from the Chupacabra...
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Hopefully there is more than one...

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more in-fighting...
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Wow, awesome photo!
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That is a good one. I was almost starting to hate this thread until I saw that. And l2ix' Monty questions. To which I answer, I believe he is in fact still on the run.

I also believe that the cops got his gun.

Furthermore, right about now it's time to have some fun!

On a more serious note, let's ask Monty why he's on the run.
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And, according to the universal repository for questionable knowledge:
On the run from the authorities after his intervention in the Miners' strike, Monty the mole must escape from his house and head for the English Channel and freedom in Europe.
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Is Sigma team still alive?
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I think the virus wiped out most of those guys. I still see a militant squirrel, and the occasional merc-robins of course.
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The first animal sound my son learned was crow. Should I be worried?

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I likes teh video but do not like the video link...Perhaps teh n00 phpBB needs a YouTube EXTENSION such as:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0eDW2AjRRg
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W00t! I have added the COLORZ changing...dunno it doesn't look that great though maybe have to do an HSV sinusoidal shifty thing or something...

Also is the forum getting less responsive or is it just me?
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It's good to know that our monkey brothers are still fighting the good fight! Down with those sigma-sympathizers!
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