Actually, some of them don't look a day over 35! Maybe they didn't know when they were born? Or it's some new form of playing "hard to get" because most men over 80 are dead.
Why do I not want to use this online dating thing...scares me but I don't know why...
Twould be fun to come up with a profile for myself though:
l2icks0r!

32-year-old man
Redmond, WA, US
Married seeking:
Dating: Women 18-120
Hi!, I'm an unemployed software engineer seeking attractive women with lots of money willing to pay my bills. I enjoy eating, sleeping, not working, sleeping in late, drinking, and spending lots of money.