Deep thoughts
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Deep thoughts
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
That was...
... always my favorite Deep Thought.
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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Maybe my favorite...
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
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T-Rex comes roaring back
You know how T-Rex used to be pictured? - paunchy, fat legged, resting on his tail like a kangaroo. Well, jeez, he's not like that anymore is he? T-Rex has really come into his own again in recent years.
When I see old dinosaur books I get really angry sometimes that I was cheated into believing the Big T was such a pitiful looking critter.
When I see old dinosaur books I get really angry sometimes that I was cheated into believing the Big T was such a pitiful looking critter.
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When I was young, when they said on TV 'we'll be right back after a station identification', I thought they meant that the station was going on a vacation, you know, going away for awhile, cuz that's what kind of happened.
Also, I always thought that LA and Los Angeles were two different places, and I remember looking on a map of So. Cal for this place 'Elay' but never finding it. Confounded the hell outtame. Yeah OK I was pretty young.
Also, I always thought that LA and Los Angeles were two different places, and I remember looking on a map of So. Cal for this place 'Elay' but never finding it. Confounded the hell outtame. Yeah OK I was pretty young.
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yeah except no...
it's very easy to look inside a dog...just use a nice sharp knife.