
I AM SKUNK!!!!!
love teh skunk!!!! smell teh skunk!!!!!!!!
Teh skunk is freaking drunk!!!!!!
Drunk as a fucking skunk!!!! Teh SKUNK IS DRUNK!!!!
Oh... look at that! What'd you know!!! ITS A REAKING SKUNK!!!!
FUCK YOU SKUNK!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

I'll fucking eat you!!! I'LL EAT YOU YOU REAKING FUCKING SKUNKING SKUNKARD BASTARD!!!! CUZ I HAVE A MULLET YOU FUCKING SCRKUNK!!!!
AH FUCK IT STINKS LIKE FUCKIGN SKUNK!!!! I'M OUTTY FIVE-THOUTY!

OK--- I should shave my fucking skunk beard cuz it smells like skink!!!!

AHH!!!! much better! And no mullet thank fucking sckriunk!!!!
Now whoat!!!??!?! I AM COWBOY!!! LIKE KID-ROCK!!!!! yeahyeah! YEE-HAW!!!

WAIT JUST A GOD DAMN MINUTE! I DON'T WANT TO BE NO FUCKING COWBOY! WTF!?!?!?!?!? FUCK THIS SHIZZZZAHUND!!!!!!!!! FUCK ALL!!!!
