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I saw him!!!!

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you saw nothing....

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeph!!

What the hell are you doing? Why you never post eh?

1.) you still kite boarding - you know I'm gonna be down there soon right?

2.) what happened to your mono?

3.) why do you dig fat girls so much?

drink beer.

Joe Crotchett
05/11/04
Monkey Lair 101

1)Not at all, my kite busted and I sold my board. I have been skating quite a bit and plans for the surfing season are underway.

2)Mono sucked, my energy levels haven't yet fully recovered, but at least the my white-puss-filled-pockets-strep-throat went away.

3)It's just my preference.

As far as not posting, well I haven't really been here lately. I mentally snap about once or twice a month now, so I pack up my car alot and drive to random places. And when you don't plan where you're headed, you always end up at the coolest places. I found myself standing on the London bridge in AZ the other night...it was awesome, I didn't even know I was going there. McNevlar, I've recieved all 12 of your voicemails and shall attempt to contact you soon. Raydawg, whats up with you coming down here?

... what's all this about you snapping, filling up your car, and coming up here?

It sounds like a good idea. So do it.

I have a little storage room you could sleep in...

Mister Than wrote:I have a little storage room you could sleep in...

Thats perfect! All I've ever really needed to sleep was ground.

J3RK wrote:what's all this about you snapping, filling up your car, and coming up here?

I wanna get up there soon, I've been missing Redtown, and the greater metro area. I think McNevlaroooskie and myself need to coordinate a trip up during the summer for another beach trip and Joymaster maddness. Floor plans and PCB schematics for the new monkeylair should begin immediately. This time I'd like the plans to include some kind of a driftwood catapult thats made out of driftwood that shoots driftwood. Our offense was a bit weak last time.

The defense was solid!

who dare approach the flaming monkey gate from hell

look at the happiness on McNev's face

... a splendid lair. We can do better though. The plan needs to be made. I'm thinking Julyish would be splendid.

Ahh the fire door, forgot about that. And yes that is the look of sheer happiness on my face, i cant wait to start construction on the lair 2.0


I think we should build a driftwood trebuchet.

We'll also need some more monkey gods like Hector and Paulo-Pierre.

... believe that McNevlar found that piece of wood. It was perfect for such a project. So McNevichon, are you up for a mid-summer trip up here? Twould be extremely fun. I think we should bring a nice long, strong piece of rope. It could be used for climbing, and catapult/large crossbow making. Perhaps a weekend near SpiderChoki's birthday would be good.

I'll check into it!

to come up here for a bit...this summar...although Inglewood is gone..., and so is Southwoods...and the Bellevue YMCA is just a grassy fieldbut I've heard rumors of other places that are around...but as it stands there is just alll the skateparks, Green Lake, Softies(that place can't be plowed...quite remote!, and Monroe( never been there, but I heard the jumps are HUGE)...Also there are a couple other places that might exist but I don't know where they are yet...oh yeah...and of course there are the BMX tracks like River Valley(where I've had the BEST wrecks ever! THE BEST!!!) and I guess Sea-Tac is supposed to be pretty decent but haven't went there yet.

So maybe some monkey lair beach rendezvous would be easier...and am so less likely to get hurt...

Content! From Beeeph! Splendid!

Well the deal is I am heading down that way in mid June. I'm gonna go to UCSB so I'm lookin for a place in Santa Barbara. Anytime you feel like just driving off then you should come to my place. 2 hours I'm thinking if traffic ain't so bad. That's like North Bellingham to South Seattle.

What happened to the kite man? Done already?

I'll just start drawing up plans for a new, larger, and better equipped lair then.

Dont forget the trebuchet!