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That is all.
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I.......


...neeeeeed.....




...some HAW.....


....pppplease....


.......must....



....get........

...........................HAW....



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Time Passes...
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Mysterious HAW and Wizzenberry mixture....
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Giant Haw.

Imagine what a Haw Flake that big would cost. Imagine the glory.
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On my screen that's about 3 inches of HAW-Diameter-Glory. That's some good sized HAW. You know, HAW grows around here. We should build our very own 36" HAW-disc. We could roll it down the street with a stick (like those 20s-30s era street-urchins with their crummy hoops) :D Hmm... Just thinking about that kinda makes me want a hoop and a stick. Perhaps we should approach the Whammo (sp?) company with the idea of bringing back the hoop and stick in some sort of stylish day-glo color scheme. We could sit back, and watch the HAW roll in.
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Hmm... I wonder if anyone in the world gets paid in HAW.... :wtf:
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I wonder if they make Lucky Haw Flakes with a hole in the middle.
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That stolen image took like 45 seconds to load on my screen...
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Did someone open that package, or did the Haw Flakes break out on their own?
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I would imagine that they burst forth from their packaging, followed by some telekinetic jiggling.
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Commence a jigglin.
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What about the completion backwards principle?
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Man thats a slow loading image...
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eets beeg!
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HAW!
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Zingers!
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I haven't had a flake of haw in nigh-on-two decades!
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Look at all it's majesty!

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I don't see any haw in those!!
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Definitely needed more haw in my diet!
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I "discovered" these goddamned delicious mini apple like fruits dipped in hot sugar when I was in Beijing a number of years ago. Turns out, they are HAW!!!

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You thought the flakes were delish...
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Glistening sticks of haw!
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Beautiful waves of HAW!!!!
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