Hey J3rk

[spidermonkey]

Next time you're thinking of stealing monkey wine displays, there's a giant inflatable bottle of Papio at Uwaji in Seattle.
Just thought I'd let you know...

[R3C]

... could be a tricky one. Of course maybe if I just asked, they'd give it to me

[enderzero]

I saw it for sale in Tokyu the other day. There are ads on the Yamanote as well.

[R3C]

... cheap wine available. I keep a few of them on the rack for when I'm in a Get-Silly mood. The better wines are just for enjoying a glass or two. The Monkey-Wine is for getting wacky. (Still tastes surprisingly good for the price though.) I need some L'Ecole!!!! That stuff is so good!

[spidermonkey]

I found those Haw Flakes.
I pawned them off on someone else.

[R3C]

... I thought you might. I've got one more package of HAW-FLAKES that I need to hide somewhere.

So you're perhaps coming over today then? Are you getting tea? Yummy tea? Some kind of good monkey picked tea?

I almost bought some FooJoy when I got the Hoji, but that other stuff was so much better that I thought I'd wait.

I'll be leaving work at 5:45ish so if you want to drop by, I'll be home 6:15ish......

[spidermonkey]

One of the flakes ended up in the secret cargo-hold of my shoe.
Then someone eventually showed up who likes the haw flakes.
They are no more.

[R3C]

Someone likes HAW-FLAKES??!!!?!??!? Did this person or animal eat the one that was in your shoe?

[spidermonkey]

No. It's still there. I have only to open up the secret part and there it will be.
Slightly smashed Haw Flake.

[R3C]

... are the best kind of HAW-FLAKES... The semi-crushed ones in a secret compartment, in a shoe. In fact, that's what I will do with the remainder of the supply. I'll hide them in secret compartments in all of the shoes in the house. Then I will always have a HAW-FLAKE waiting. (For what I do not know.) But they'll be there.

Oh HAW, you are a delicious and refreshing snack.

.....oooo.......
..oooooooo...
.ooooooooo..
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..oooooooo...
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HAW....

[R3C]

... after submitting my HAW, it looks semi-crushed. Like the kind you'd find in the secret compartment of a shoe. I hate the god-damned formatting in this board. !!!! HATE IT !!!!

I had a nice pic made out of all manner of punctuation, that is unable to be viewed properly on this friggy board...

(My only complaint with such boards....)

[McNevin]

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         /  \~~~/  \
   ,----(     ..    )
  /      \__     __/
 /|         (\  |(
^ \   /___\  /\ |   hjw
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/ \~~~/ \
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/ \__ __/
/| (\ |(
^ \ /___\ /\ | hjw
|__| |__|-"

Kinda worked, but a lame workaround.

[McNevin]

if you use the < PRE > tag that normally works, but it looks like phpbb auto inserts linefeeds.

which makes the elephant look like this...

<pre>

/ \~~~/ \
,----( .. )
/ \__ __/
/| (\ |(
^ \ /___\ /\ | hjw
|__| |__|-"
</pre>

Hi ...

I'm currently working on a BBCode Tag to properly display ASCII art etc.

To interpret all the spaces within the ASCII Code I'm using the pre tag. My only problem is that phpBB inserts br tags after each line break. Because of this there's an empty line between each line with content.

So I'm currently searching for a way to exclude certain parts of the posting from the automatic insertion of br tags. How could this be done ?

Greetings ...

[McNevin]

saw this...

The replacement is done in viewtopic.php
Code:
$message = str_replace("\n", "\n<br />\n", $message);


To get around it you could do something like this, i've got no idea if this will work i'm making it up as i go along...

do your own replacement during the bbcode stage
Code:
$bbcode_bit = str_replace("\n", "<ASCII>", $bbcode_bit);


then in viewtopic you could do another replace just after the existing one, like...
Code:

$message = str_replace("\n", "\n<br />\n", $message);
$message = str_replace("<ASCII>", "\n", $message);

[McNevin]

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[McNevin]

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[spidermonkey]

This ascii monkey wine...
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Had to be done like this...

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To make it look relatively ok....
It also seems not to like me using more than 1 alt-255 in a row (hence all the periods.)

[enderzero]

Hey, at least there is a Preview feature. Nice bottle by the way.

Well if you come across a phpbb extension that needs server side installation just let me know.

[R3C]

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[R3C]

... it looks better in notepad... which is currently my favorite drawing program... (since I can us it at work.) It's actually got me rather happy with the . key as you may be able to tell. I'm automatically inserting them into my sentences...

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

This gives me an idea! I should write something that will make my posts stand out more than everyone elses...yes...I'll get right on it...

[R3C]

... I've haxored into your computer. I'm deletexoring all your stuff right now. yuo are been pwned. yuor postxors will never stand out now... hee hee heee heheh h hheeehehe h ehehhh hh hhh h hh h hh

(that last part is wheezing...)

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

having teh sick sucks... and of course it must be the result of some stupid humans being stupid...

[R3C]

... you were stupid enough to get teh sick HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE... Have to call you the 5ix0r!!! Yuck I hate having teh sick. I'm actually worse than I was yesterday. Bleh...

[McNevin]

From the sound of your voice, teh sick must be really bad.

Hope you guys are feeling better.

[R3C]

Dr. McNevin. I don't know why I sound so bad. Nobody else who has this cold does.

[spidermonkey]

I was just getting over a week and a half of teh sickness. Now I seem to be getting it anew. Curse you all you infectious bastards!!!!
I need Haw! From the laboratory.

[R3C]

... HAW shipment doesn't get in for another week. A supply ship was attacked off the shoulder of Orion. We sent a salvage crew, but they seem to have been deterred. Something about checking out a distress signal on LV426. That seems a little out of the way to me. They should have gotten a different ship to do that.

[spidermonkey]

Routine haw delivery mission gone awry...

That's okay. I really didn't want that haw anyway.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I've had teh sick for 7 fucking days now...but is not so bad anymore...but it should totally be gone now...what the hell...