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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 1:30 pm 
			
			
			
			
			... ajsodo ijfs kjsljf 
jfkdjks df.ds.a  kfdokfo kse,stjs . 
 
s.df.a a.sid ifie s.seif isodf o.sakgk 
k.as.kgaosk sake. kskssdokfelslejj kskaksek... 
s.sifik.s odkokspok  
..f.irigk . igks.ks kofkokkfridg. ksdofkselka 
 
odkfos kslshrueoo koeeouwiqu  
dududidj sojeols ialccmcakskm sp
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by McNevin   »  Tue May 04, 2004 1:32 pm 
			
			
			
			
			In the distance you see the illustrious McNevin... 
 
He has changed his avatar once again
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 1:46 pm 
			
			
			
			
			Attack McNevin with plastic fork 
move north 
search McNevin 
Take money 
move south
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by McNevin   »  Tue May 04, 2004 1:56 pm 
			
			
			
			
			You search the corpse of mcnevin. 
 
you find... 
 
Haw Flakes!
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 2:05 pm 
			
			
			
			
			drop haw flakes 
move east 
examine rock 
open secret hatch 
take rusty metal 
move west 
move north 
use rusty metal on corpse 
drop rusty metal 
move south
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 2:09 pm 
			
			
			
			
			move north 
pour healing potion on corpse 
take rusty metal 
move south
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 2:11 pm 
			
			
			
			
			invite McNevin 
move east 
show rusty metal to spidermonkey 
invite spidermonkey 
give plastic fork 
move west 
move west 
attack Rixler with rusty metal
			
			
													
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								by spidermonkey   »  Tue May 04, 2004 2:14 pm 
			
			
			
			
			Trade rusty metal for used trencher beak.
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 2:15 pm 
			
			
			
			
			(you do not have the rusty metal)
			
			
													
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 2:17 pm 
			
			
			
			
			give rusty metal to spidermonkey 
trade hunk of meat for wand of befall 
use wand of befall on Rixler's corpse 
 
(The wand cuts swiftly) 
 
take shuba 
climb tree 
jump 
 
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 
 
give shuba to spidermonkey
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 2:19 pm 
			
			
			
			
			Give wizzenberries to McNevin 
give wizzenberries to spidermonkey 
eat wizzenberries 
 
(Time passes)
			
			
													
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								by spidermonkey   »  Tue May 04, 2004 2:20 pm 
			
			
			
			
			This forum is like a metaphor for wizzenberries.
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 2:21 pm 
			
			
			
			
			give wizzenberries to snake 
 
(time passes for snake) 
 
take boots of kicking 
 
take stick of hitting 
 
kick rixler's corpse with boots 
 
hit rixler's corpse with stick 
 
take coins 
 
move party east 
 
move party south 
 
move party south 
 
give wizzenberries to Beeeph 
 
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 3:22 pm 
			
			
			
			
			pense monkey 
 
give trencher beak to monkey 
 
take monkey 
 
put monkey in box 
 
shake box 
 
release ravenous weapon holding monkey 
 
(monkey cuts Beeeph with trencher beak slowly) 
 
(Beeeph cries) 
 
Give more wizzenberries to Beeeph 
 
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								by spidermonkey   »  Tue May 04, 2004 3:39 pm 
			
			
			
			
			Go west to ocean 
Set up tent 
Surround tent with makeshift driftwood wall 
Eat wizzenberries 
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 3:50 pm 
			
			
			
			
			NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!  Passing time at the ocean with some wizzenberries.  If such an even was planned for late summer I could attend.  I'll be very very very very busy in early summer. 
 
Anyway, back to the game: 
 
Eat more wizzenberries 
 
Jump on log 
 
Go west 
 
Jump off log 
 
Wipe off sand 
 
Take rusty metal
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by spidermonkey   »  Tue May 04, 2004 4:13 pm 
			
			
			
			
			Pick up cudgel 
walk south 
Climb rocks 
Use shuba 
Walk North 
Drink gato-wine 
(time passes) 
Make monkey flag
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 4:17 pm 
			
			
			
			
			Take cudgel 
 
Throw cudgel 
 
Take sandy contacts 
 
Examine tent 
 
kick 3nder with boots of kicking 
 
smoke cigarette 
 
(You have made 3nder cry) 
 
Give wizzenberries to 3nder 
 
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								by McNevin   »  Tue May 04, 2004 4:24 pm 
			
			
			
			
			give wizzenberries to enderzero 
 
enderzero ponders life, time passes
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by spidermonkey   »  Tue May 04, 2004 4:25 pm 
			
			
			
			
			Get tore up
Pass out in hot sun
 
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 4:27 pm 
			
			
			
			
			(3nder attacks, because he is angry about the burning driftwood and cigarette) 
 
(He lets out a battle cry "We gotta get it under control here guys!") 
 
continue smoking cigarette 
 
work on flag 
 
make wooden utensils 
 
take wooden utensils 
 
take noodles 
 
eat noodles 
 
eat wizzenberries 
 
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 4:41 pm 
			
			
			
			
			borrow the howitzer 
 
attach reticle 
 
balance howitzer 
 
give howitzer back to beeeph 
 
move east 
 
drink wizzenberry gato-wine
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by Bill Drayton Jr.   »  Tue May 04, 2004 5:38 pm 
			
			
			
			
			 
. . .   a j s o d o   i j f s   k j s l j f  
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s . s i f i k . s   o d k o k s p o k  
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d u d u d i d j   s o j e o l s   i a l c c m c a k s k m   s p 
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by R3C   »  Tue May 04, 2004 5:49 pm 
			
			
			
			
			... it would have, but that was the initialization string to get this game going that we're playing, so it needed to be in proper syntax.  Your version does look better.
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by spidermonkey   »  Fri May 07, 2004 8:01 pm 
			
			
			
			
			Drink wizzenberry juice 
|2icksor up forum 
play Mappy 
(you don't have MAME) 
Hit nearest object with trencher beak 
(the trencher beak cuts slowly) 
curse 
drink more wizzenberry juice 
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								by McNevin   »  Sat Jun 12, 2004 6:44 pm 
			
			
			
			
			The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the
earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable
appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been
seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws
to tell the tale.
Zork Online!  
			
			
									
									
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
	 
				
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by McNevin   »  Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:24 pm 
			
			
			
			
			No it sucks.... its laid out differently than the original.  Stupid non-acurate online zork. 
 
Tell it i hate it!