Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I have lost weight!!!! down to 162.5!!!!

Is there nothing I can do?!?!?!

I've been surviving on a strict diet of pizza, beer, Tim's cascade style HOT! JALAPENO potato chips

How will I ever attain my 2000lb target weight!!!!

[R3C]

... I have an idea. Gold inserts. You'd take up much less room, while still weighing a ton. What do you think of that? We can hang them internally from your ribs, and perhaps get tubular femur (sp?) cozy setups.

[spidermonkey]

Try dipping the potato chips in lard...

[R3C]

... that should do it. Maybe pour a few cups of sugar into the lard first, because if you eat more sugars than you can metabolize they also turn into more lard for you. Actually, the best thing would be to crush up about 5 pounds of Ruffles, dump them in a vat 2/3 full of lard. Then pour in 8 pounds of sugar. Pour in 2 quarts of karo syrup. Add one teaspoon of peanut oil. Boil, let cool, allow 10 additional minutes for it to set up. Get a spoon, and eat it all up.

[McNevin]

Thats what i think of your concoction*

[R3C]

... I was going for. Puking emoticons. [TEE HEE HEE] But I think that he would be able to meet his weight goal with it. After that Chili oil sandwich, I think he could handle this.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

WHO WOULD EAT SUCHA WRETCHED THING???? NOWDAYS THAT IS...