GOUT!!!!!

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Bill Drayton Jr.
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GOUT!!!!!

Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

I have it!!! I know it!!!!

This is me:

gout
n.

A disturbance of uric-acid metabolism occurring chiefly in males, characterized by painful inflammation of the joints, especially of the feet and hands, and arthritic attacks resulting from elevated levels of uric acid in the blood and the deposition of urate crystals around the joints. The condition can become chronic and result in deformity.

My hips and knees hurt sooo bad...I can't walk without pain - I'm hurting!!!!

Soon I will be deformed....

It must be the lack of beer!!!!!! I haven't been drunk since June 20th...how sad...is that! I think I will maybe start drinking August 20th...

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August 20th sounds good. I'll be joining you, until you reach the upper end of your ramp. You have to inform me before you get past where my ramp starts to decline again. I have a cyclic triangular waveform, whereas you have a sawtooth waveform. Mine rises and fall. Yours rises and resets. My threshold is also set below the peak of your ramp. I use compression on mine. It makes for a rather mellow tone. Yours is a bit more harsh. But you can make some good acid lines with a saw. :D :D :D HEE HEE HEE

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